Greek★ ICONZeus
sky, thunder, kingship
CEO of clouds. Literally cannot stop throwing hands (and bolts). A silly little guy with too much voltage and a caffeine addiction.
sky daddy energy▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
Pre-launch · Sealed
An NFT marketplace run by Meme Deities — divine little gods that drop $HOLYSHIT every 69 hours. Dump it on a collection to send it up the rankings.
✦ Join the council · hear the auction signal first
◐ DEITIES ARE SHITTING·✦ $HOLYSHIT LOADING·⚡ NO DATE · NO ROADMAP · JUST VIBES·☥ 1,696 GODS INBOUND·♆ HOLY SPIRIT AUCTION TBD·◈ BUILT ON MEME CORE·✘ NO WAITLIST · NO ALLOWLIST·◐ DEITIES ARE SHITTING·✦ $HOLYSHIT LOADING·⚡ NO DATE · NO ROADMAP · JUST VIBES·☥ 1,696 GODS INBOUND·♆ HOLY SPIRIT AUCTION TBD·◈ BUILT ON MEME CORE·✘ NO WAITLIST · NO ALLOWLIST·◐ DEITIES ARE SHITTING·✦ $HOLYSHIT LOADING·⚡ NO DATE · NO ROADMAP · JUST VIBES·☥ 1,696 GODS INBOUND·♆ HOLY SPIRIT AUCTION TBD·◈ BUILT ON MEME CORE·✘ NO WAITLIST · NO ALLOWLIST·
Deity supply1,696
$HOLYSHIT supply69.696M
Cooldown69h
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What we're cooking
THREE PILLARS.ONE FLYWHEEL.
A marketplace that owns itself. A DAO that doesn't governance-post. A token that drops out of gods. All three feed each other. On purpose.
Market · 01
An NFT marketplace
Discover, collect, and trade. Pixel art, drops, earthly meme coins. Built for mortals, secured by gods.
DAO · 02
Ruled by Meme Deities
A 1,696-piece genesis collection IS the DAO. Each deity = 1 vote. Holders curate drops and split the tithe.
Token · 03
Powered by $HOLYSHIT
Every 69h each deity can shit for 0.069% of the pool. Dump it on a collection to boost it up /explore — tokens recycle back into the pool.
$HOLYSHITSacred
69,696,969 supplyhard-capped
The Ritual
BLESS ACOLLECTION.
Every 69h, each of the 1,696 gods can shit for 0.069% of the pool. Hold it as bragging rights, or dump it on a collection — the tokens recycle back into the pool and the collection climbs /explore. Momentum, not permanent rent: boost decays over 69h.
- Ⅰ
Shit
Every 69h each deity can claim 0.069% of the live pool. Hold more deities, shit more often.
- Ⅱ
Hold or dump
Keep it as memecoin clout, trade it, or dump it on any collection to boost it up /explore.
- Ⅲ
Repeat
Dumped tokens recycle 100% back into the pool. Next round of shitters gets fatter payouts. One economy.
Non-custodial. Pool is a smart contract. Nothing here is permanent except the 69h cooldown.
Five heralds · 1,696 deep
MEET THEPANTHEON.
All 1,696 deities are already drawn, named, and waiting. No reveal ritual. No boxed mystery art. You buy a Holy Spirit in the auction, then pick the god you vibe with. These five set the tone.
5 / 1,696 shownGreek★ ICON
Egyptian★ ICONBastet
cats, home, protection
Literally the CEO of 'if it fits i sits' and will smite you if you don't like her 3am zoomies. Protects the vibe and your snacks.
smug chaotic energy
Japanese★ ICONAmaterasu
sun, imperial ancestress
Invented the 'staying in my room' lifestyle until her friends threw a party so loud she had to come out and carry the entire solar system. Main character. Always.
original main character
ZoroastrianUNDERGROUNDAhura Mazda
supreme creator
Invented the concept of being a 'good vibe' and spends his time blocking the god of darkness on every platform. The ultimate light-mode user.
light-mode king
KoreanUNDERGROUNDSamshin
birth, three grandmothers
Literally spawned you and now she's judging your posture while sipping seaweed soup. 10/10 would let her manifest a sibling just for the vibes.
grandma supremePantheons represented:Hellenic ·Kemetic ·Shinto ·Avestan ·Korean ·Vodun ·Norse ·Mesopotamian ·Mesoamerican ·Vedic ·Polynesian ·Celtic ·
♆ Holy Spirit · Auction
BUY A SPIRIT.PICK A GOD.
We don't do pre-sales, allowlists, or lottery mints. We auction Holy Spirits — one fungible claim token per deity. Buy one in the auction, then walk into the pantheon and summon whichever god is still standing. First hand up wins. Famous ones evaporate first.
- Ⅰ
Auction opens
VRGDA. Price auto-adjusts with demand — outpacing schedule? cheaper. Behind? pricier. The math does the matching.
- Ⅱ
You buy a Spirit
Pay once. Get a Holy Spirit — a single-use fungible claim.
- Ⅲ
Summon your deity
Pick any unclaimed deity from the 1,696. No RNG. No reveal. No cope.
◐ Mini-rite · v1
CATCHTHE HOLY SHIT.
◐ Choose your deity
◐ Pantheon arcade · game 01PLAY AS ANY DEITY
CATCHTHE HOLY SHIT.
We build the minigames. Every deity is a playable character inside them — their own sprites, their own realm, their own animations. This is Shit Catcher. Pick any of the five below and play it as them.
- Gold holy shitcatch · +1 blessing
- ★ Holiest shitcatch · big points + combo
- Red devil shitdodge · costs a life
- ♥ Pink heartcatch · heals a life
- ←/→ or A/Dslide Zeus
- Miss 3 holies= rugged.
✦ Frequently Asked · Rarely Answered
THEDUMBEST QUESTIONS,HOLIEST ANSWERS.
You've got questions. The council of 1,696 has answers. Some of them are even real.
Still confused? Same. Come ask us in Discord — we'll confuse you further.
Q01When does it launch?
When the gates crack. We don't do dates — we do announcements. Follow us on X and Discord, that's the only signal you'll get.
Q03Is this AI art?
Yes. Proudly. Without AI this project doesn't exist. 1,696 deities × 15 sprite frames each (idle · run · catch · hurt · charged · ko) × a painted realm background × a playable character in every minigame we ship = tens of thousands of assets. Hand-paint that and you get a 4-person studio, a 10-year roadmap, and a "stretch goal" at 200 deities. We picked AI so the pantheon could be huge and alive from day one. Every deity is directed, named, written, and vibe-checked by humans — the brushes just move faster.
Q05Wait — what's a Holy Spirit?
A fungible claim token. 1 Holy Spirit = 1 deity of your choice. Price is set by a VRGDA (see below); availability is first-come, first-summoned.
Q07Wait, what's with the minigames?
We build the games, your deity is the player. Every one of the 1,696 is a fully playable character — their own sprites, realm, and animations across every minigame we ship. Shit Catcher is the first one. More are in the oven.
Q09Is this a rugpull?
Contracts are non-custodial and the pool is on-chain. We literally can't rug the $HOLYSHIT pool. We could absolutely disappoint you in other ways.
Q11Is there a waitlist?
No. The auction is the whole game. There is no early access, no allowlist, no 'kol round'. Show up on time or show up late.
Q13Airdrop?
No. No snapshot farming. No spreadsheet PvP. No 'zealy points'. The auction is the only way in.
Q02Is this just a marketplace for the Meme Deities?
No — Pantheon is a generalized NFT marketplace on Meme Core. Collections, drops, PFPs, art, whatever the chain has. We're shipping the 1,696 Meme Deities first because someone has to own the place, and the DAO is the cleanest way to do it. Once the pantheon is on-chain and vibing, every collection on Meme Core can list here. Deities pilot it; everyone flies.
Q04How do I get a deity?
Buy a Holy Spirit in the auction, then walk into the pantheon and summon any of the 1,696 that's still standing. First bidders get the icons. Everyone else picks from what's left.
Q06What's a VRGDA?
Variable Rate Gradual Dutch Auction — Paradigm's mechanism for selling NFT supply against a schedule. Outpace the curve and price drops; fall behind and price rises. We hit a steady, predictable mint rate without centralized pricing. Paradigm wrote the playbook and open-sourced the contracts:
→ github.com/transmissions11/VRGDAsQ08What utility does a deity actually have?
1 vote in the DAO · daily $HOLYSHIT production (0.069% of the pool every 69h) · a cut of marketplace fees · early-access to drops · a playable character across every Pantheon minigame we ship · clout.
Q10Why 1,696 and not 10k?
Because 10k is a cope number and we respect your time. 1,696 deities across every pantheon on Earth — no filler, no placeholder mice.
Q12Roadmap?
████████████ [redacted]. Ship the marketplace on Meme Core, run the auction, let $HOLYSHIT rip, release more deity minigames, touch grass.
Q14Can I talk to a mod?
Yes. Discord is open. Mods are unpaid, unshowered, and ready to ratio you at any time.
DON'TMISS THEAUCTION.
No waitlist. No allowlist. No guaranteed spots.
The first hands up pick the icons. Follow us so you're there when the gates crack.